Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Has Parenthood Changed You?



Do you have all the Wiggles tunes memorized, including the choreography?
Maybe you fall asleep reading "Are You My Mother?" instead of Organic Chemistry?
Do you consider an evening at McDonalds a "night on the town?"
Is "sesamestreet.com" on your favorites list?
Do you have stretch marks in places you never thought possible?
Maybe your bra fits better backwards. Come on, fess up. How has parenthood changed you???

9 comments:

The Staub Squad said...

My confession, I now wear a padded sports bra. Sick, I know.

aubony, lars and the girls said...

I have learned that I have an infinite amount of patience, a stomach that will never completely be flat again, and I am capable of dealing with throw-up, runny noses, and stinky diapers!

Rachel said...

i'm ready for bed by 8pm....

Unknown said...

I have learned that I'm a bad motha....Wait a second, I'm not a motha, I'm a fatha! I'm a bad fatha...Wait a second, I'm not a BAD fatha, I'm a good fatha! I'm a GOOD fatha!
That one's for Spence.
Wait a second, I'm not even a fatha!

Heather and Scott said...

Going on a date is putting the kids to bed and watching as movie. Yes I think parenthood has changed me (yes, but it is worth it!)

mamasita said...

Is it horrible if I answer yes to the majority of those questions and as to the bra question victoria's not the only one with a secret, the double water bra we are so blessed with so many miracles of all shapes and sizes!
And they aren't strech marks they battle scars, badges of courage, to be worn proudly, or atleast that's what I tell myself every morning as I tuck n' fold!

mamasita said...

By they way this is sam I was using my mom's computer an forgot to log in

Jill Land said...

Amen, amen and AMEN to all that! A good date consists of putting the kids to bed and having the energy to go back downstairs and watch a movie without falling asleep.
And yes, motherhood has certainly taken a toll... I don't have problem with needing more padding, I am more concerned with getting the "packages" back up where they belong! Thankgoodness for underwire!
Also, you know when you are a parent when after your kid spits up or throws up on you, you have to think twice about changing your shirt, because you know it will add to the already growing pile of laundry! (sniff, sniff, is it really that bad??)
But I will take it all just to hear my kids each morning say, "goo- morning mom".

Chelsea and Evan said...

FAR TOO MUCH!